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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

AAAAAAAHHHH!!!




Stupider by the day,
Uglier by the night
The spaces in my mind are closing
People I relied on are dwindling
Storms I evoked are weakening
Brains I messed with are dorkier
Brawns I eyed are measlier
Now when I look there is no one hotter
My best 'Come hithers.'
Evoke a response, but stupider
Trends might be expanding
Ugly is a factor that is lengthening
I wish global warming leaves intact the salmon
...and gets rid of the human!

2 comments:

topshe said...

Heh. Last 2 lines are nice.

Venusallure said...

Yes but unfortunately neither salmon nor the human mgiht go - Global Warming is a HOAX!!! another AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!