AAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Stupider by the day,

Uglier by the night
The spaces in my mind are closing

People I relied on are dwindling

Storms I evoked are weakening

Brains I messed with are dorkier

Brawns I eyed are measlier

Now when I look there is no one hotter

My best 'Come hithers.'

Evoke a response, but stupider

Trends might be expanding

Ugly is a factor that is lengthening

I wish global warming leaves intact the salmon

...and gets rid of the human!